if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
what a powerful image
This is one of my favorite images on tumblr because the point could have gotten across just as well by itself but someone had to slap the text on it and scream “DO YOU GET IT? IT’S THE MEDIA, OKAY?”
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA??????
CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD???
LOCATION OF ATLANTIS??
NIALL SPEAK UP
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
WHY WOULD ANYONE LET THIS HAPPEN?
THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL OR VUVUZELAS FOR THE FIRST ONE. WHY.
BMO stares death in the face